ghosts

Caoimhe

what did you do for halloween?

Not that much! Caoimhe³ had been away and was flying back that night and I picked her up at the airport so I didn’t want to go out to any party or anything before that, and I was already tired and feeling a bit anti-social anyway. No costume this year.

I bought far, far too many sweets in anticipation of trick-or-treaters but only got one, so now I have a mountain of sugar and chocolate tempting me. I did put out a jack o’ lantern to try and attrack visitors but I only went to the supermarket to try and get a pumpkin that morning and they were unsurprisingly sold out so I went with the more traditional (and more difficult) option of carving a turnip instead.

A jack o’ lantern carved from a swede.

I also hung out online with Ruby and another friend to visit The Annual Ghost Town Pumpkin Festival which is a very cute little game that is only online once a year around Halloween. It should still be up for a week or two and it’s free so I really recommend it.


Awaria ★★★★★

Poster.

The generator needs a battery1 to fix it. I run past the capacitor machine, double tap it to grab a capacitor and set the machine going again to make another one. I weave past a green, ghostly flame and skim against the edge of a mine to trigger it while avoiding the blast, clearing it from the floor. A second generator has blown. I tap the coolant machine to grab a case of coolant just in case I need it for something else. I reach the battery machine, tap it to drop the capacitor in and start it generating a battery. I tap the second generator to see what it needs: A heat sink. That’s good, there’s one ready to go. I dodge past more ghost fire and swing past the heat sink machine, tap it to grab the heat sink and tap it again to drop the coolant I was carrying in to set another one going. The generator next to me blows so I check what it needs to fix it as I move on: Coolant and a heat sink. The battery is ready so I grab another capacitor, set the machine going again, go to the battery machine, and grab the battery. I mistime my second tap and don’t put the capacitor in place to make a new battery. I don’t turn around, there’s three ghosts after me and I can get do it on the next loop around. I drop the battery into the first generator to fix it. Another generator blows. Eight seconds have passed.

Awaria is built around a series of tight loops. Generators that need constant repair on a countdown till they explode, machines that make parts on a five second timer and machines that need those parts to make secondary components, ghosts that constantly harass you as you weave through it all and a ten second regeneration timer on your one hitpoint. Everything exists in the moment-to-moment flow of these loops and the constant, small decisions that you have to make to react to everything. The levels are short, the restarts are quick and the music is pushing you forward, making dying and restarting just another that all the others reside in. Being allowed to take one hit every ten seconds means that there is some leeway but doesn’t mess with the momentum of the game, letting you recover from a single mistake but not making health a resource you have to manage across a level, just something else built into the rhythm of the game. Hard mode takes away that leeway, making any hit a failure and really driving you to prefect that state of flow that you need to sink in to survive.

This and Helltaker, with a degree of cheesecake art as a central point, are the kinds of things I might have turned my nose up at before, but I’ve gotten a bit less repressed about and lightened up about sex a lot. I think a lot of things that lean into that are still very steeped in misogyny, but Vanripper puts a lot of style and personality into his art that I appreciate and I think one of the women having a rusted, metal jaw2 that makes her look like she has thick stubble is a wonderful choice that I did not expect and looks sick as hell.

  1. The different parts are not named in game. The ones I’m using here I’ve made up based on their appearance. ↩

  2. A prosthetic jaw is how I interpreted her artwork but it’s not actually stated exactly what’s going on with her and other people online have interpreted it as burns or else that being her normal skin colour and the whiter part being painted on. ↩


The Grapples of Wrath ★★★★☆

Poster.

I have not kept up with wrestling since the 2000s but I have been recently been getting slightly back into it through my girlfriend (after her flatmate got her back into it), so Alice Bell’s new supernatural murder mystery being wrestling-themed was a nice little bonus on top of a book I was going to read anyway. Might beat out the first one for my favourite in the series so far, though I did cop who the murderer was a while before the protagonist and got slightly impatient waiting for the penny to drop.


The Annual Ghost Town Pumpkin Festival ★★★★☆

Poster.

Extremely cute little annual event with a bunch of different bits to explore and it’s nice to see everyone else hanging out and exploring and seeing their different ghosts. The puzzles in the mansion are not too taxing but just enough to have a little bit of fun scribbling out notes to help put them together. I was very bad at the obby tower, though.

Thanks to Jen’s guide for letting me double check if I found all the badges.

My four-eyed ghost wearing a beret, posing in front of a poster saying “ALIENS ARE REAL, STOP PAYING RENT”, which is plastered over with another poster saying “ALIENS ARE NOT REAL”.


Ghostwatch ★★★★★

This review contains spoilers. Poster.

It starts off incredibly charming. A relaxed pace of veteran BBC presenters doing their best at filling time for a live broadcast where nothing is happening and nothing is likely to happen, but still doing a lot of setup for when things eventually start to take a turn.

But there is also an underlying meanness to it. They are here to make television and Parkinson is not afraid to capitalise on this family’s misery to do it, to twist the knife a bit when the girls are seemingly at their lowest, to keep pressing them when they are past the point of breakdown before affably cutting away to another expert interview.

When the supernatural elements start to assert themselves more blatantly it feels like the BBC is complicit in it. Not just inadvertently creating the conditions for this horrible, nationwide séance, but being invested in the misery of a family for the sake of reality TV and eagerly dragging up and broadcasting every unverified, salacious detail they can. The transphobia and ablism in Turnstall’s backstory is an unfortunate blemish on the film but it feels fitting that the BBC’s careless rush to spread it is part of what allows it to be hijacked and torn down.

It is also just effective, creepy horror. Even having seen it several times before I felt my breath catching in some parts.