Happy Friday the 13th. Series still bad. See you in November.

At least this one has jokes.

Happy Friday the 13th these films are very boring. I like how the A in the middle of the line in the poster looks like it’s an arrow pointing to where in the text that the writing that you’ve scribbled in the margins is intended to be inserted so you could read it as Friday the new beginning 13th Part V.

They all suck shit and they’re all the same, basically.

My friend Ruby on the Friday the 13th movies, one of which she streams every Friday the 13th.