Prescription: Murder ★★★★☆

It is not a particularly original observation to point out that this is not quite Columbo yet. He’s too clean, he’s too mean, he’s too much of a cop. It’s a little jarring and it makes me think of Columbo like a slasher movie villain. His relentless, friendly pursuit is of course always justified and always correct. The audience knows for a fact that the insufferable, rich socialite of the week did it, how they did it, and that they deserve to get caught. But seeing him screaming at Joan, reducing her to tears and seeing her still holding herself together and tell him “No” I cannot help but think: What if he was wrong? What if he was just a cop with a prejudice he calls a hunch and he was hounding you day after day, trying to dig up anything he can, playing nice and then promising to break you. Which is of course has not really been a hypothetical for many people in the world. I am really just asking what if Columbo was actually a cop.