Dirty Pair


Poster.

Perhaps I just had had my fill of the show already but I felt this didn’t have the same energy and fun as the main TV series. The silliness does seem to have been toned down a little. Nanmo isn’t here and both the spaceship and 3WA headquarters have been toned down into something a bit more typically scifi and the plots seem to come down to straightforward shootouts a lot.

On the positive side Kei and Yuri seem to actually like each other more now, their jabs at each other more frequently feeling more like teasing than actual meanness and doesn’t devolve into them just shouting at each other. Having a couple more recurring characters in the 3WA is fun to have too.


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The show did a lot of different tones and pastiches, and for a bigger budget movie the choice to go for a cyberpunk James Bond with some Geiger influences was a solid one. It does feel like the show turned up to eleven. I laughed out loud at the Wattsman theme song but I think it does overdo the 80s pop segments a bit and it indulges in some tired anime sex comedy that the show managed to avoid most of the time.


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The core concept of hyper-competent mercenaries with the personalities of teenagers is fun and works quite well when it doesn’t veer too much into them calling each other too fat to attract a man. Episodes vary a lot in tone and concept with some clear winners and losers but it’s never boring and usually not as misogynistic as it might look on first glance.



Caoimhe

Update: I have now finished watching Dirty Pair and I will admit Kei and Yuri do seem to actually like each other more in the OVA series.

I want to be grumpy about something that is fairly harmless. I have been watching Dirty Pair occasionally for the last while and I was thinking Yuri and Kei and their relationship and other relationships in the show versus how my expectations had been shaped by seeing people talking about it beforehand.

I have known or followed people online for years who are fans of or talk about this show a bit and I have seen a lot of casual references to them being girlfriends or just casually referring to them as gay. I wasn’t really expecting them to actually be lesbians when I watched it but I was expecting to see some glimpse of what other people were referring to. Spock and Kirk don’t kiss in Star Trek but it’s easy to see how their chemistry lead to the invention of slash fiction. Kei and Yuri obviously don’t really hate each other—the show is doing classic tropes of bickering partners who care about each other in the end—but they are probably more lines where one calls the other too fat to be able to catch the eye of whichever man they are crushing on this episode than there is anything that feels like it could be romantic tension between them. The trans episode was nice but this show is aggressively heterosexual at all times.

Headcanons and reinterpretations are fun but I feel like at some point jokingly calling characters queer turns into giving credit where it is not due. I have seen so many posts about reading gay relationships into, say, Metal Gear or imagining how Hideo Kojima would write something in a queer way and I feel like people started making knowing jokes about this and over time convinced themselves that his writing is sincerely exploring queer themes and not just that the female characters he writes are very shallow and are constantly killed off for male angst and so the only relationships with any depth in his stories are between men. Maybe I am just being uncharitable to people or reading the room poorly, or being a needless grouchy bitch, but I feel like it eventually turns into crediting source material for the accomplishments of fan artists.


Caoimhe

Went out with partner for fancy burgers last night and then went back to her’s and cuddled on the couch and I suggested watching the trans episode of Dirty Pair as I had started watching the show and while I knew that there was a happy couple in it where the bride was a trans woman I did not know that they were also burger freaks.

A still from Dirty Pair with the subtitles of the couple singing “Hamburgers are part of our relationship!”

Caoimhe

I was on holiday in Copenhagen last week. Here are some photos.

White specks dot the sea in a regular pattern seWen out the window of a plane.
Wind turbines seen from the plane.
A kabinenroller.
An Akira Toriyama-looking enclosed moped.
A shop called Normal.
Just normal men.
A stained glass window of a woman in a kimono.
Vela dyke bar.
A receipt reading “Cuiva”.
A valiant attempt from Gasoline Grill to spell my name.
A 7-Eleven with rainbow signage.
Found the gay 7-Eleven.
Ducks in lake.
Some ducks near Christiania.
A sticker featuring Yuri from Dirty Pair with text reading “HELLBOY OS BOYS”
I do not know what this means.
A meal.
Some vegan fish and chips from Atlas Bar.
Natu and Goomy Pokémon cards with vines and flowers hand painted on them.
Some little gifts for partners that I decorated at the Queer Krea Klub.
A very square-looking dog with white, matted hair and glowing red eyes.
An extremely fucked up dog painted by Nicolai Abildgaard.
A brown dog with a matted, brown mane but weirdly smooth body and also glowing red eyes.
Ditto.
A very sad looking dog with the body of a kiwi. The eyes don’t come out as red in this one but I think they looked red in person.
Ditto.
A can of Vinohradsky Pivovar.
A beer…
The back of the can with a radar chart rating the beer on “hop character”, “bitterness”, “carbonation”, “fullness” and “aftertaste”.
…with stats!
An ad for Cheez-It showing eyes with a spiral pattern and Cheez-Its for pupils.
Cheez-It hypno-advert jumpscare.
My being lit from below with some thin grey stubble barely visible.
Me after not having shaved for nine days.