Riverdale S2 ★☆☆☆☆

Fondly remembering all the ridiculous shit that happens in this show and telling friends about it made it seem like a rewatch would be fun, but watching it without the novelty of each new twist it just lays bare how utterly arbitrary and inconsequential everything that happens in this show is. Nothing matters. Every dramatic twist will be completely forgotten in two episode’s time and there haven’t even been any cults yet.